User:SMWhat

Who is me, says you?

I was supposed to be What, but someone took that name. So I'm SMWhat. The SM stands for "Starmen". I am a proud member of Starmen.net, a site that is all about the Nintendo video games EarthBound, EarthBound 0, and the soon-to-come Mother 3. Unfortunately, that means I have many enemies. I hypothesize that most of these enemies are mad because Starmen.net refuses to carry ROMs. Well, legal is good, okay?

EarthBound

Starmen.net

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Totally Somewhat Quasi-Inaccurate Forecast!

Expect articles on:

• Mother 1+2
• Mother 3

Expect additions in:

• Edwin Booth
• Robert Todd Lincoln

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Proof that Windows is evil

Windows requires time and money.

$Windows=\mathbf {time} \cdot \mathbf {money}$

Time is money.

$\mathbf {time} =\mathbf {money}$

Therefore:

$Windows=\mathbf {money} \cdot \mathbf {money} =\mathbf {money} ^{2}$

Money is the root of all evil.

$\mathbf {money} ={\sqrt {\mathbf {evil} }}$

Therefore:

$Windows=({\sqrt {\mathbf {evil} }})^{2}$

And so:

$Windows=\mathbf {evil}$

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Contributions

Balloon Fight Buzz Buzz Dad (Earthbound) Dr. No EarthBound Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia Jack O'Neill (Stargate) Kid Icarus List of celebrities on the Simpsons MacGyver Mario Mr. Saturn Mr. T Ness Paula Pit Starmen.net The Living Daylights We Didn't Start the Fire

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My Wikipedia Diary

03.23.04. In my short time here, I have been able to make a new page: starmen.net, a page about a website celebrating EarthBound. C'mon, vandalize this. I dare you. Please? I haven't had a good laugh in a while...I hope I didn't just use reverse pychology. Oh well. It's win-win for me either way.

03.24.04 The "Don't feed the What" fad is over. OVER. This is a fact that can not be stressed enough. Then again, maybe I should be flattered. Still, I'm disappointed that there has been no vandalism to this page. Now, how can I call attention to myself without really calling attention to myself? All in a way that abides by the rules, of course.

03.27.04 Yep, this page got vandalized. Unfortunately, Thelastone doesn't seem to have much imagination. All he/she did was erase everything and add "you're an idiot.". I can think of maybe sixteen things to do when vandalizing that are way, way, way more creative.

04.21.04 There is a character called Tessie in the SNES game EarthBound. Cool, huh?

05.16.04 Monty Python is the best comedy group ever.

06.18.04 Going to start heavy James Bond movie editing today.

07.04.04 Revert. Is that the best they can come up with?