User:Lick-my-ankles

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Lick-my-ankles is only a slang expression used to convey an attitude of sarcasm, and not intended as a political or obscene statement!

Part time student, part time rabble-rouser, full time lover (not a fighter); I enjoy full contact scrabble, kareoke that features lots of Michael Jackson tunes, and winning at everything.

A few of my notable accomplishments:

  • 3 time Oscar Award Winner
  • Emmy Award Nominee
  • 2 time Tony award attendee
  • A Pulitzer Prize or two
  • A Peabody award (or was it a Polk award?)
  • Elected President Of Venezuela
  • Nominated for Pope
  • Astronaut with 3 Space shuttle missions and 1 moon walk
  • and some Top Secret stuff I can't tell you or I'd have to kill you

Now leave me a note telling me how much you love my user page or I'll have to stalk your girlfriend.