User:RedWordSmith/List of insane articles

The Zocchihedron, a surprisingly unusual way of rolling a d100

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Symbols A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ? Others suggest

A

• Alabama Constitution - I'd make a joke about how government doesn't work, but this is just sad.
• Alcopop - Soft hard drink? Hard soft drink? Who knows?
• All your base are belong to us
• Anal bleaching - I'd personally keep bleach away from that particular area
• Artie, the Strongest Man in the World - "Artie likes armpit noises, as they remind him of his mother."
• Argelico Fucks - First of all, his name is technically a sentence. Secondly, could you imagine how weird it would be if he had a relative named "Chastity"?

B

• Bat bombs - nah-nah-nan-nuh-nuh-nah-nah-nan-nuh-nuh BAT BOMBS!

C

• Cello scrotum - Fake medical condition.
• Chess boxing
• Clay Oliver Hill - Populist Democratic Viking Party presidential candidate. Enough said.
• Cocaine (drink) - Energy drink which is "designed to burn and irritate the throat and sinuses" just like real cocaine.
• Cookie Monster - Life is like the Internet.
• Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life - See Mazes and Monsters, below; only the topic is internet porn instead of RPGs.

D

• Docetism - "attributed to the Gnostics, who believed that matter was evil" Ok then...

E

• Evil reptilian kitten-eater from another planet - someone has a bad sense of politics, I guess.

F

• Fan death - the belief that an electric fan can kill you by sucking the oxygen out of the air, or by some other method
• Feel the Magic: XY/XX - a dating sim released in the U.S. for the portable Nintendo DS system, it is a collection of several minigames. One of them involves yelling at the screen as loud as you can.
• FM-2030
• Fortnight - "1 attoparsec per microfortnight approximately equals 1 inch per second"
• Fucking, Austria - Home of the most stolen streetsign in Austria. Big surprise there.

G

• Godzilla vs. Space Godzilla - Roar! Convoluted plot!
• Gratis versus Libre - the end of the article describes a beer which is free as in speech but not free as in beer.
• Group X - Antiamerican American rap group that pretends to be geographically Arabian. Offensively insane.
• Grotto of the Redemption - a large collection of fossils dedicated to the life of Jesus Christ. According to their website, they also have ice skating.

H

• Heribert Illig - Claims 300 years of history never happened. From Unusual Articles.
• Click Here
• Hetty Green
• Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi - The animated adventures of Puffy Amiyumi. Their article says that they changed their names to avoid confusion with Puff Daddy. What I really want to know is -- when is he going to get a cartoon? Then again, I suppose Hi Hi P. Diddy doesn't have quite the same ring.
• Holy Prepuce - Holy what?
• Horst Wessel Lied - the theme song of the Nazi Party; accidentally used as background music in a recent advertising campaign.
• The Hundredth Monkey. Just a bit short of a barrel.

I

• Inherently funny word - Right...
• Interrobang - Combinination exclamation mark and question mark!?

J

• John Wayne Bobbitt - some people lead interesting lives, I guess.

K

• Knights of Ramune - Worst. Anime. Ever. Terrible, but not as bad as Big Wars or MD Geist now that I think about it. Still much more insane.
• Kenny Kramer - "The real Kramer"

L

• The last page of the Internet
• Let's trim our hair in accordance with the socialist lifestyle
• Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den - a short passage consisting of 92 occurances of the sound "shi" (e.g. "Shì shíshí shì shì shì shī. 10 shí, shì 10 shī shì shì.")
• List of Jewish superheroes
• List of lists of lists
• List of strange units of measurement - "My car gets forty rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it!"

M

• The Mark Steel Solution - crazy solutions to social issues
• Mazes and Monsters - Oh nos! D&D will make the childrens insane!? Won't somebody please think of the children?!
• Melleny Brown - Voice actress. Previously starred in the Care Bears. Now sings dirty lyrics for house music.
• Minced oaths - Zounds! What an article.
• Mission Earth (novel) - Haven't read it, but I'd say it's insane based just on its length, nevermind any of that other stuff.
• From the front page: Monopoly (game) "...its origins actually go back to 1904, when Lizzie Magie, a supporter of political economist Henry George, patented a game called "The Landlord's Game" with the object of demonstrating how rents enrich property owners and impoverish tenants" -- Monopoly, evil communist plot!
• Mortal Engines - Giant robotic cities eating one another.

N

• Neon Genesis Evangelion - "What the hell is this?" - Shinji Ikari
• Nevada-Tan
• Newcomb's paradox - free will and time travel don't mix well, apparently.
• Notion (slang) - Proof that people with not enough to do can make the English language just that much worse.

O

• One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church - Packed with a lot of info.
• Onion Futures Act
• Oolong (rabbit) - a rabbit trained to hold things on its head
• Oxford Electric Bell - The Bells! They won't stop ringing!

P

• Polari - The fact that it's a language used by gay men in Britain in the 1950s and 60s would be enough to make this topic insane. That said, it's also a mix of French, Italian, Romany and Cockney. If they had thrown in another language or two, it probably would have been an anti-Latin.

Q

• Quantum mechanics
• Quantum immortality - this would be so cool if true.

R

• Rahxephon - NGE on crack. And it has Ramune and many other insane things contained within!
• Ramune - Insane packaging! Animenation says these things spray all over when you open them, and you should bring a towel.
• Red Hat Society - not the software kind of Red Hat.
• Reductio ad Hitlerum
• Rickrolling - Never gonna give you up...
• Rocket mail - Thank goodness email was invented.

S

• Sausage Race
• Screaming Lord Sutch - Sounds like a nice guy, although I still prefer my British politicians to be a bit more Thatcheresque.
• Sex with my first cousin (Reference desk question from 28 July, 2005) - the first sentence is almost the perfect opening to any question-and-answer style column or faq regarding sex.
• Smokie - A meal of lamb, prepared by blowtorching it wool and all.
• Society for the Prevention of Calling Sleeping Car Porters "George"

T

• International Talk Like a Pirate Day - Yarr! Here be Dragons.
• Thumb twiddling

U

• Uncanny Valley

V

• Value of Earth - It's a lot. Or maybe nothing, economists aren't sure.

Z

• Zachariah Chandler - made sure people could vote with a club
• Zigzag method - Explains the forking of European and American eating habits.
• Zocchihedron - a 100-sided die with an uneven distribution. The article notes that it is, unsurprisingly, unwieldy to use.

Others suggest

• Football War - User:Toytoy

See also: Wikipedia:Unusual articles.