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Hector “Hectobar” Bryan Escobar is a native of Waukegan, IL, also he is a flowering thespian, local hero, and avid musician.
Birth[edit]
On a bleak Friday morning on July 7th, Hector Bryan Escobar was given life. Born in Victory Hospital to Mrs. Isnedy Escobar and Daniel Escobar. He has two siblings a Edward Scott Escobar and Darlene Escobar. Bryan presently resides in Waukegan, IL. Bryan is a self-titled “Spaniard” but in reality is El Salvadorian and Columbian.
Childhood[edit]
Hector’s first residence was on Fulton Avenue. He lived there for X years. While living there he attended McCall Elementary. Bryan had great social skills and soon graduated Magna Cum Laude. Being promoted to the first grade he attended the gifted program at Oakdale Elementary. After top scientists realized he had an abnormally high IQ. He worked with a secret military group in Arizona developing a new type of aircraft. His parents disagreed with the exploitations of their son and made home return to Waukegan.
Return to Oakdale[edit]
Once again Bryan returned to Oakdale. He made many friends but soon became the king of the playground. After reading The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx he was inspired by the dark arts of Communism. He gathered other minions who shared a common past and lead a rebellion. The Rebellion would soon be deemed the “Mini Reign of Terror.” “He ruled the playground with an iron fist,” said Principal. After a coup lead by fellow toddler Bradley Pascall the “Iron Ruler” was knocked down a peg. Oakdale reverted back to a simplistic Joint Parliamentary Democracy. The Oakdale Clown Massacre was a horrific event in Waukegan history. Bryan Escobar, Bradley Pascall and Brittani Leskis were the only survivors. This sent him into a dark depression. In his autobiography he calls these his ‘’Atrum Dies’’.